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canadumb:

tumblr at 3am is like walmart at 3am 

u can do whatever you want and nobody gives a crap 

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

swolizard:

girls:

"my pussy tastes better than everyone else’s"

"I give the worlds best blow job"

"I can ride on top forever"

me:

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rofltrolling:

do u ever feel so obsessed with a song and even though it’s constantly on repeat you feel like it’s just not enough and it you just wanna marry it or something ????

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online